We all know at least one desperate girl, who always is looking for a boyfriend or who always has a boyfriend. They date one guy one week and are so in love with them and the next week their in love with somebody else. I just wanna slap the crap out of those girls until they realize they don't love them. The word love is so overused these days that most people forgot the meaning to it. I have never experienced love but i'm in no hurry. because i know that you FALL in love you don't search for it. I'm in awe on how stupid these girls are. Like there's some girls who will do ANYTHING to get a boyfriend or to keep them.
We have the 'I'll Sex with you if you stay with me" girls, or the "I'll hurt/kill myself if you leave me" kind of girls. those two are my favorite. *in black girl voice* Guuuurrl if he loved you, you wouldnt have to do threaten him or bribe him in order to stay with you! Take the damn hint!
HE DONT WANT YOUR CRAZY ASS NO MORE!
Which leads me to the topic of them desperate crazy ass girlfriends. I feel bad for any guy who is stuck with your nasty ass. Them crazy jealous people are just not made for relationships, they should not be in relationships if their gonna treat people like shit and force them to be with you. If they finally get the guts to break up with you, dont be stupid and destroy their car. your not carrie underwood, you dont have to crave your name in the leather seats. Dont go leaving emo ass message on their voicemail. Dont threaten to kill yourself to make him come back to you.What your crazy ass needs to do is go to a damn therapist so they can find out what the hell is wrong with you.
*Text Conversation*
GirlFriend- Heyy baby! lets go out to eat today:)
Boyfriend- ahh i dont know babe, i had a bad day today... im just not in the mood.
Girlfriend- aww honeybear whats wrong?
Boyfriend- i have a project to do by friday and my partner isn't really helping.
Girlfriend- well tell you partner to get their share done!
Boyfriend- yea i know, ill tell her tomorrow.
Girlfriend- .............
Boyfriend- What?
Girlfriend- SHE?
Boyfriend- yes she, anyways babe, what are you up to?
Girlfriend- dont try to change the damn topic! you cheating on me arent you?
Boyfriend- Wait what? no babe im being serious we we're partners for a project, nothing is happening between us!
Girlfriend- was she better than me?
Boyfriend- what no babe please listen, i didnt cheat on you.
Girlfriend- DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME! i cant believe you would do this to me! i even did a back ground check on you, i called you parents and talked to them, i even called you ex girlfriends. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT!
Boyfriend- babe please.
Girlfriend- we are through! you are such a jerk.
If your relationships end like that, then well congratulations! you are a psycho girlfriend and well if you keep up your crazy act you will find yourself at the age of 40 with a 100 cats. and by the age of 45 all of them would of ran away cuz well no one wants to put up with you crazy self.
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